youknownothing-ouiserboudreaux:
I just saw someone refer to a nap as “horizontal life pausing” and I am adopting this immediately.
(via k3nzc4kes)
so a boob walks into a bra
So, I guess you can say that it was a booby trap.
Is that really the breast you can do?
i thought it was fantastit
(Source: mcsnuggie, via kaiwoladan)